Corrupt A Wish Horrifically!
In the Party Forum there is a game called "Corrupt A Wish". A person posts a wish and the next person grants it but corrupts it and then posts their own wish. For example:Quote:I wish it would snow...
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Wish granted! As people don't live happily ever after in real life the only way to grant your wish was to turn you into a character in a fairy tale book. You are now living happily on a shelf!I wish...
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Granted. But all the people are gone. Gaia had her revenge. Every person was sucked into the bowels of the earth and anihilated by boiling. Including yourself. It's peaceful but you'll never know.I...
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Granted! You can 'see' without glasses - with braille! (You picked the wrong eye surgeon).On a more serious note I highly recommend Aldous Huxley's Book, "The Art of Seeing".I wish I had a robot to...
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Granted. But the robot ceased to function one day. You spend the rest of your days in a downward spiral into madness trying to repair said robot but failing to find any problems with its internal...
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Collective wish granted! It rains until the dams are full. Unfortunately it does not stop raining and south-east Queensland is flooded and evacuated. Homes are lost and the economy collapses. Those...
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Granted. Your legs shrivel up and drop off. You've got all the room you need. Just no legs to fill it. And as for the comfortable seats...technology has advanced enough to create seats that mould...
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Wish Granted! There are now pedestrian crossings galore. Unfortunately drivers are not too happy about this and are refusing to stop. This results in many accidents and you yourself are hit by a...
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The ice cubes did not melt..they reproduced..and suddenly you are in a room that is filling up with ice cubes and you are trapped in a corner I wish I had a new swim suit for summer
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Granted. But it's one of those teeny weeny little bikinis. The straps are made of teflon and they NEVER stay tied up. Each visit to the beach, lake, pool, or hot tub results in embarassing mayhem. In...
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Wish granted! Your move takes care of itself but gets confused and moves you to the Titanic an hour after is has set sail on its maiden voyage. Your attempt to steal a lifeboat and row back to port...
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You play the flute beautifully but the music from the flute drives the nicest of people completely mad and they turn into flesh eatting monsters (Run Ian they have spotted you and they are licking...
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Wish granted but one of the trees is rotten and collapses on your house. Thousands of dollars worth of damage and your insurance company has gone bankrupt. It has been a hot day and there is no...
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Granted. But it's a beautifully ferocious storm. The humidity drops. And keeps dropping. Did you know the human body is made up of mostly water? Not anymore! You've been completely dessicated and...
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Wish granted! You have a pet Zebra. You spend all your free time with it. You have never been happier. Meanwhile at the local zoo a rare Cape "black-maned" lion has gone into a depression and is...
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Wish granted! The days are now twice as long, however, the extra daylight time has been take from the night. New laws are passed to make a full day's work 16 hours to take advantage of the extra...
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Wish granted! You are Emperor of the World. Unfortunately some governments and people are not happy with losing their independence and a nuclear war ensues. You retreat to your underground bunker...
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Granted. The world is at peace. You are the only living thing left. Floating on the one piece of land the rising oceans didn't quite reach after the ice caps melted. And that piece of land is eroding...
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Granted. Your hair starts shedding. At first you don't really notice but after cleaning out the plug in the shower a few mornings running you check in the mirror and start wondering if your hair is...
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Wish granted! Your cat is no longer afraid of your air conditioner. Quite the opposite, he loves it. He loves it so much that whenever it is turned off you are "punished". Punishments include: 1....
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